Ákaflega óheppilegur dagur

Ég skrifaði eftirfarandi bréf til þeirra Cern manna áðan:

Dear scientists at Cern.

It has been brought to my attention that you are potentially going to destroy the world on Wednesday.

This is really inconvenient for me.  You see....I'm going fishing Thursday and an apocalypse on Wednesday could seriously affect my plans.

Beside...your experiment is unnecessary.  This guy knows all about how the world started and he can simply tell you.   He read about it in the Bible.

Best wishes,

Magnús Birgisson

Reykjavík, Iceland

ps.

Can't you postpone until Friday ? By Friday I'll be back at work and the end of the world want matter so much.

pps (or pss I always forget)

Thanks for the Internet btw.  It's great.  Just think what you could accomplish if you put your mind to other things than destroying the world or distributing porn. 

Merkisdagur í vísindunum

Athugasemdir

[Markús frá Djúpalæk, 10.9.2008 kl. 13:20]

Ég sendi þeim svipað bréf og þeir hlógu bara að mér. Beint upp í opið ógeðið á mér!